Dear Ms. Sparetherod

Dear Ms Sparetherod,
I am the mother of a young child. Yesterday we had a fight in the public restroom over which stall to use. We went down the whole row and every stall I suggested she rejected until I was ready to flush her down the toilet. Why won’t my daughter listen to me anymore? After all I’m older and wiser and therefore better able to identify a clean toilet. Besides it took forever! Going pee should be a zip.

Help me,
Potty Training



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